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Jason, Me and Ploppy - June 2005

CURRICULUM VITAE

Devastatingly gorgeous.
Somewhat delusional.
Good listener when under sedation.
Irreproachable bedside manner.
Mostly own limbs and accessories.
Looking for tactile & stimulating encounters on a sale or return basis.
Going for a little lie-down now....

If you've got this far it means you've actually got past the gallery and have bothered to find a little about the real me.
So just imagine that you're reading one of the funniest, best written, warmest and attractive profiles that you've ever read.
It contains everything that a profile should. A few personal details about me, just enough to make you interested and wanting to know more, but not so much that you get bored and click 'back'.
A few self-deprecating remarks so you know I don't take life too seriously but also has a certain depth to it which warms you to me strangely.
Oh, and I`m also a bit of a looker as well....



WHAT ARE YOU HERE FOR?

Buggered if I know? Can I ask the Audience? I guess to make friends at 'meets' who like me have NO ulterior motives. Meets like this:

BR>
I write poetry as a hobby you can find me here:



Last posting 01-11-06 title: 'Remember, Remember'

Other Hobbies include Underwater Basket Weaving, making Models from old ear wax and collecting Budgerigar Farts.

'SHE'S A BABE WITH A BIRO AND NOT AFRAID TO USE IT'

Firstly if you don't have a picture on your profile why not? If you don't show me the courtesy of showing a pic of yourself, like I have done for you, please do not expect me to have the courtesy to chat with you ok?
Secondly I don't own a Fcukwit Dictionary to decipher 'txt spkrs' - Feesch/ICQ doesn't charge by the letter, so why do it?
Thirdly and finally I am NOT your 'babes', 'hun', 'sweetheart', 'darling' or any other sickening endearment. It's condescending and unlikely to get you a reply. My partner is the only one allowed to call me anything and even then its not one of those..... try it and you're mostly likely to be offered Wine...
(for the benefit of the thick it's to go with all the Cheese)
Basically I AM a nice person but dont suffer fools gladly and reserve the right to add to my ever growing iggy list of people who do this...... it really doesn't work.

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(I can't remember my login to read them )
Ta very muchly!



TIP OF THE DAY

Convince neighbours that you have invented a 'SHRINKING' device by ruffling your hair, wearing a white laboratory coats and parking a JCB digger outside your house for a few days. Then dim and flicker the lights in your house during the night and replace the JCB unseen, with a Tonka toy of the same description. Watch their faces in the morning!



INNER PEACE

I think I have found inner peace. I read an article that said the way to achieve inner peace is to finish things I had started.
Today I finished two bags of crisps,a cheesecake, a small box of chocolates,three jam donuts, two hamburgers and a bottle of vodka.
I feel much better already.


Being "over the hill" is much better than being under it!


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