Uin: 170507848
Nickname: Voddie Monsterİ
Realname: Gina
Town: Southampton
County: Hampshire
Email: ginie_uk@hotmail.com
Comments: my names Voddie Monster, im 35 & have to live out my life locked in a lovely padded cell with bars at the window. Its great in winter when they ice up cause i lick em & time how long my tongue stays stuck to em. My record so far is 4 days, 23 hours, 15 minutes & 52 seconds but i got tongue cramp & had to stop. My uncle is 'Ted Bundy but i dont think i take after him at all *shakes head* As im locked away on the high security wing for life, the kind doctors & nurses have let me have access to a pc......bless em lots & i can now virtually boil peoples pet bunny wunnys, if you dont have a bunny wunny, ya dog, cat, guinne pig, rat, slow worm...(anything will fit in my pot) will do. Well to be honest im so highly medicated that they wont let me out. Whats wrong with dancing with the daisies and playing footie with old man Burt's (the gardener) cabbages.........these people just dont know how to live i tell ya.They used to let me out on weekend release with an ankle tag but i picked the lock with my tooth pick and then got slowed down by a very rampant dog who wanted to hump me leg....darn Mrs Newmans German Sheppard I quite often run up behind people and make them jump by shouting "whats the matter too spicy for ya, whilst confusing them with my sweet innocent look by fluttering my eye lashes & blaming the shouting on my virtual sister Goth Queen, who sleeps on the bottom bunk. Now i must go & eat me rice crispys with a tooth pick, you can find out more about me by reading the 50 questions and answers section