Uin: 1977655921
Nickname: nuts..about
Realname: Emily
Town: Moo Moo
County: Meow
Comments: Thankyou for choosing to fly Nuts..about airlines.  There are no exits.  I'm a five foot 10 inches blonde with a wicked sense of humour, and I know how to use it. I have a Husband called Bongo, a Daughter called Jorga, a dog called Millie who'll hump you if you stand still long enough and a cat called Snowtoes. My interests are reading, animals, films and music among other things. I was in the Guiness Book of records, taking part in a 2 minute sit stay with the biggest group of dogs at one time.  I've been to Australia for three months, and Canada for three months. Don't ever run out of petrol in the outback! Once, when I was in Tescos, I tried to look into the next aisle by jumping up to look over the shelves. I managed to headbutt one of the signs hanging from the ceiling and knocked it askew, nearly decapitating a little old lady who was trying to get past. I had to go to the fish counter and tell the assistant about it so they could put it back up. Embarrassed is not the word! Especially when they announced over the tannoy 'Step ladder to aisle 3'! More embarrassing stories to follow.  Like the time I sneezed a big green bogey onto the boob of a display picture in M & S. So that's me, thanks for visiting! See you on the boards.