Uin: 35827096
Nickname: Intruder
Realname: Dave
Town: Southampton
County: Hampshire
Homepage: http://www.saveinternetradio.org/
Comments: Loud pipes save lives.........and man are these loud!. >Ms Brooks was having trouble with one of her first-grade pupils.>> "Johnny, what is your problem?">>Johnny answered, "I'm too smart for the first Grade. My sister is in>third grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the>third-grade too!">>Ms Brooks had had enough, so she took Johnny to the principal's>office. The principal agreed that he would give the boy a test and if>he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the>first-grade and behave.>>He started by asking Johhny some simple arithmetic. "What is three>times three?" "Nine, Sir.">>"How much is nine times six?"> > "Fifty-four."> >> > And so it went with every question the principal thought a> > third-grade should know.> >> > The principal looked at Ms Brooks and said, "I think Johnny can go> > to third grade! He seems smart enough."> >> > Ms Brooks said to the principal, "Let me ask him some> > questions?" The principal and Johnny both agreed.> >> > Ms Brooks asked, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two> > of? Johnny, after a moment, answered "Legs, Ma'am"> >> > "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"> > "Pockets!"> >> > "OK, what does a dog do that a man steps into?"> > "Pants."> >> > "What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious> > and contains thin whitish liquid?" "Coconut."> >> > "What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?"> > The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the> > answer, Johnny was taking charge. "Bubblegum!"> >> > "What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down> > and a dog does on three legs?"> > "Shake hands, Ma'am."> >> > "Now for some "Who am I" sort of questions, OK? First one. You stick> > your poles inside me, you tie me down to get me up, and I get wet> > before you do." Johnny, quick as ever, answered, "Tent!"> >> > "OK, a finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The> > best man always has me first." The Principal was looking restless> > and a bit tense. But Johnny was on the ball with "Wedding Ring!"> >> > "I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow> > me,you feel good." "Nose."> >> > "Right, I have a stiff shaft, my tip penetrates, and I come with a> > quiver." "Arrow."> >> > "Good, now for the last one. What word starts with an 'F', ends in> > K', and means a lot of heat and excitement?" "Firetruck, Ma'am!"> >> > The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher,> > "Send him to university, I got the last ten questions wrong myself>