There's not many terms peculiar to Feesch, though I admit they are peculiar!

“Soup”:

In February 2003, there was a Feesch event in Jersey (Channel Islands). A Portuguese waiter was bending over the table serving us, when somebody asked the waiter what the Portuguese was for "nice bottom". The next thing he said was "SOUP". Those without a suitable sense of humour, would probably be inclined to believe that he wasn't replying to the question (because he either didn't hear, or chose to ignore the comment) and was merely enquiring about the choice of starter.

“Room 21”:

In October 2002, there was a Feesch event in Essex, called Show Your Legs Night. When the pub closed around 11pm, a few people decided that they weren't quite ready to turn in for the night, but wanted to keep partying. The location of this "after event party" was room number 21, The Travel Inn, Colchester, Essex. It wasn't the first after event party, but so much scandal ensued that it gave birth to this term as it was referred to so often. That doesn't mean that every after event party is scandalous, but we do try! lol. If you are attending your first room 21, it is polite to bring Pringles with you.

“De-flower”:

The Spanish kings had a tradition, namely that of "droit de senior", or the right of the king to ravish the maiden on her wedding night. This outrageous form of behaviour is totally despicable and fully endorsed by Feesch as it means the ListMaster (guess who's writing this) has an excuse (as if I need one) to behave rather badly. In essence, ladies are encouraged (but never forced) to reveal their charms (especially if they are ample) at their first Feesch Event, and preferably inspected at very close range by the ListMaster. Men are also de-flowered (you see we believe in sexual equality), but by my faithful sidekick. How? Well for a clue, see the term "SOUP". The first documented case was in Hull, March 2003.

“Hengies”:

Very large and bushy eyebrows, tending towards the monobrow configuration. Named after HengistRob, who owns the most famous eyebrows on Feesch. Also "de-hengiefied" - someone who has recently had their eyebrows (or monobrow) plucked into two small thin lines, thus providing a whole new range of facial expression.

“Yummies”:

Very large and bouncy breasts, like two pink Goodyear blimps having a race in a dress. Named after Yummy, who it has to be said does own a most impressive set of jubblies. Usage should always be in a cockney accent, for example: "Gor blimey guvna, did ya get a load of the yummies on that!". Also "yummied" - Someone who is suffering from temporary loss of vision and hearing, but in a most enjoyable way.

“Whitebait”:

Non-gold members who post on boards and then get told to go Gold by the Feeschmongers (Feesch evangelists).

“Tadpoles”:

A euphemism for the offspring of Feesch members, to be used at all times in place of vulgar expletives such as "children". Not to be confused with "smallfry", which are tadpoles that have reached sufficient age (but not necessarily maturity) and become Feesch members in their own right.

“Gone for a Truebrit”:

Not cockney rhyming slang believe or not, but the act of unceremoniously falling off a wall (or such like), normally due to intoxication, though never by admission.

“Wigan Pelmet”:

Not to be confused for a skirt, this type of belt is often worn on bawdy pub crawls in Northern England.

“Postcard”:

A picture taken (usually at a Feesch Event) in front of some famous landmark or scene, featuring naked breasts or bottoms (usually, but not always female).