Yes I am a real human being (apparently) and I will reply to you personally if you contact me. However, please bear in mind that I do occasionally waste time on sleeping and eating and I have even been known to go out for an hour or two occasionally (usually when it's dark).

To give you an idea of when you can expect a reply, here are the current response times for the last 7 days:

2 messages received, 2 replies sent.

Quickest: 3 hours, 39 minutes   Slowest: 3 hours, 43 minutes   Average: 3 hours, 41 minutes